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Hi Reader,

I hope you're enjoying the spring sunshine as much as my orchids are. I repotted and cut away their old dead roots last summer and am blown away by their response:

I'm also thrilled to be able share the preorder links for Florida Girls—my forthcoming novel about the troupe of touring swimsuit models who take on the Tampa mafia — available anywhere books are sold. Squeeee!

I couldn't stop turning the pages... and now I can't wait for the next one!
-David Warner, Creative Pinellas Board President and former editor, Creative Loafing

Be the first to own it by preordering here:

CLICK TO FIND it at your favorite local bookstore

(Or if ebooks are your jam, this button will take you to all the e–retailers)

In case you're wondering why authors bang on about preorders... they're kind of a big deal in the book world. They not only help books get into bookstores, they help increase their "searchability" online. Also, they’re a sign that I should keep doing what I love, writing stories for you.

Nobody owes any author pre-orders, so I want you to know I don’t take your support for granted. It’s not every day someone decides to back a book before it hits the shelves. I'm so excited that right now, I'm putting together an exclusive download of deleted scenes and bonus material, just for preorder-ers. (Don't think that's a word either, but you know what I mean. Yes?)

The deleted scenes contain spoilers, so don't expect to see the download for preorders until closer to May 28!

If you end up loving these characters as much as I do—and yes, writing this story inspired my newsletter, Ill-Behaved Women—I hope you feel inclined to share this book with others. It’s those personal recommendations that can really give a book wings.

Order now to be the first to own it, and please share the news!

Florida Girls HITS the SHELVES May 28th!

Count down to 2024-05-28T04:00:00.000Z

Fun freebies!

In the meantime, if you're looking for some inspirational non-fiction to read right now for free (including an excerpt from my first memoir!), check out this link:

Your turn...

Got any snaps to share from your garden? Please reply with one, I'd love to see 'em!

Yours truly,

113 Cherry St #92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2205
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